What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 06:11

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

The Toyota Supra Won't Stay Dead For Long - Motor1.com

Minds and Behinds

Just Forget it!

Thumbs down again.

N.J. doctors are using a party drug to send patients to ‘another planet.’ Yes, it’s legal. - NJ.com

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No, not a chance

share office space ...

What is the reason behind the Russian government's negative view on foreign travel?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Life-building molecules discovered in the disk of a young star - Earth.com

They put up a sign reading

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Your Gmail Inbox Is Running Slow. Do These Things to Fix It - WIRED

Next, they tried...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read

What Casper Ruud said about Carlos Alcaraz after he won his first ever Grand Slam title back in 2022 at the US Open - The Tennis Gazette

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good

Founding Black Sabbath members visit Birmingham mural ahead of epic hometown show - Louder

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Are British people in awe when someone from the United States visits their country?

No way

No go.

Nuts and Butts

Meta in Talks for Scale AI Investment That Could Top $10 Billion - Bloomberg

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

My cantankerous beagle is very badly behaved at the dog park and always starts barking at the other dogs. Would pepper spray be an effective method to correct his inappropriate behavior?

Unacceptable again!

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Then came..