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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 06:11

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
The Toyota Supra Won't Stay Dead For Long - Motor1.com
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
N.J. doctors are using a party drug to send patients to ‘another planet.’ Yes, it’s legal. - NJ.com
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
share office space ...
What is the reason behind the Russian government's negative view on foreign travel?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Life-building molecules discovered in the disk of a young star - Earth.com
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Your Gmail Inbox Is Running Slow. Do These Things to Fix It - WIRED
Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
Founding Black Sabbath members visit Birmingham mural ahead of epic hometown show - Louder
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Are British people in awe when someone from the United States visits their country?
No way
No go.
Nuts and Butts
Meta in Talks for Scale AI Investment That Could Top $10 Billion - Bloomberg
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..